Press Releases- Dancing Man Productions- Eenie Meanie TheaterRadio Spots- Kaiser-Permanente- Jack in the BoxCorporate Bios- Mark BlackledgeComputer Programmer- William BustosDetective, LAPD- Kari CarlsonFundraiser, TSABrochures & Ad Copy- SouplantationWorld Wide Web- Reiki MasterTheater Reviews- CamelotFlorida Today Newspaper- Murder at theHoward JohnsonsFlorida Today NewspaperTravel- Russia By River(excerpt 1)- Russia By River(excerpt 2)- Touring Great Britain(excerpt)Bad Movie Haikus- just for fun
A fun distraction....
|
Titanic Beautiful big shipTakes so long for it to sink The script dragged it down |
Brother Bear He's a warriorMystically, now he's a bear. Disney likes claptrap. |
The Polar Express Tom Hanks looks creepy.Wait, no, they're all disturbing. Technology, bad. |
|
View From the Top Gwyneth's on a plane!Watch her travel all around. She's pretty in clothes. |
Mission Impossible: 2 Funny, Cruise is hotBut where is his sex appeal? Maybe he sold it. |
Midnight in the Garden Great characters and intrigue. Not like Clint's movie. |
|
Boat Trip Should be a great cruiseBut sounds of no-one laughing Make one shake one's head. |
Star Wars III Loads of light sabers.That's all George has to offer. By now few souls care. |
War of the Worlds (remake) Let them destroy Earth.That will stop Cruise from film work. It is a blessing. |
|
Freddy Got Fingered Most unwatchable.Please, Tom Green, change your career. Maybe a desk job. |
Van Helsing Fright pics should be fun.Don't make them loud and stupid. Put a plot in there. |
Open Water Must be unpleasantTo be that unlikable That folks don't miss you. |
|
The Stepford Wives (remake) Yes, robots are cool.Why remake such a classic? Discarding all depth. |
